kat attacks

tastefullyoffensive:

bizarro

Your mom is hot bro

What’s that? You want me to drink you? But I’m in the middle of a trial!

(via woodbro-chillson)

“Russian scientists say that Moscow stray dogs became much smarter. The four legged oldest human’s friends demonstrate real smartness such as riding the Moscow metro every morning to get from their suburban places of living to the fat regions of Moscow center.”

I would love to adopt one of these Moscow metrodogs.

ifckinglovevancouver:

van 226 (by BrianDanielRickard)

But it only has 3 lanes… so frustrating…

(via pleatedjeans)

boulega:

Welp.

(via blehmeng)

Nugget!!

(via juliasegal)

fluffywhite:

I volunteered at the Salvation Army center around here a couple years ago, helping families pick out toys. It was really fun and I thought I was doing a good thing until two men came in. They were in poor shape, they wore a lot of layers and their jackets and pants had dirt and dust on them. I think they had been sleeping outside. They were coming in to get food from the kitchen, and one of the staff members took them to another room that wasn’t the kitchen. After a while, they were both escorted out of the building. I learned later that day they were kicked out because the staff speculated they were a gay couple and didn’t want to cater to those kind of people.

I can’t even look at the bellringers without being ashamed of them. They help a lot of people, but I don’t want to contribute to a group that still considers homosexuality to be condemnatory.  

(via friendlyatheist)

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad played the banjo before you did and he’s got the finger picking skills to prove it. In his quest to become a renaissance man of the obscure instrument world, he discovered the Tennessee 4 string. With a knife and his musical axe, he set off to hike the Appalachian Trail AKA the purest place on the planet to learn banjo. The woodland spirits showed him the chords and moonshine fueled his lessons. When he emerged from the wilderness 2,181 miles later, he had killed a bear, seduced mother nature and became a nimble-fingered, mother plucking prodigy of the hillbilly guitar. On quiet nights along the trail you can still hear his songs resonating through the trees and serenading the wilderness. 

So hipsters, next time you’re twanging strings while claiming to enjoy an unenjoyable instrument and dreaming that someday your folk band might become obscurely popular, remember this…

Your dad is the only man in history who has ever played something on the banjo that didn’t make listeners envy Beethoven and his inability to hear.   

Thanks to LG for today’s awesome photo. 

thefrogman:

This is the face I made as I fell. 

juliasegal:

(via pleatedjeans)

tastefullyoffensive:

via

This was an address marker on the downtown east side of vancouver…. all I could think of was two friends of mine who love to bitch and complain… probably because deep down they are sad they don’t have 33 dicks in and around their mouths.